Shitting in the Park
by Michael Crafter
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Shitting in the Park
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Getting my Prick out
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Pissing Lines
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Sleazy Secos
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Baked in Your Lunchbreak
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Sock Cucked
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Two Dog Cunts
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about
Recorded August 2020 by Lord Azgard at Adversary Studios.
Mastered by Matt January 2022
Photography by Max
Matt - Guitars / Vox
Dave - Drums / Vox
1 Shitting in the park
Shitting in the park,
It’s getting dark,
Don’t have spares,
Caught in arse hairs,
Vomit and shit
I’ll never quit.
2 Getting my prick out
Getting my prick out in the girls' dunnies.
3 How does fuck yeah sound?
How does fuck yeah sound?
Fuck Yeah,
Fuck Yeah.
4 Pissing lines
Pissing lines
5 Sleazy seccos
Hanging out every night
Waiting to start a fight
Then you see pretty chick
Then you start touching your dick
Just another bonehead security guard,
Flirting with drunk sluts at the bar,
Nobody likes you, you don't care,
Theyre all waiting for you to
Fuck off.
6 Baked in your lunch break
Get baked in your lunch break,
Get fucked,
Have a toke
On your way to work,
Racking coke
It's just a fucking joke,
Set the precedent
For senior management.
Get baked
In your lunch break,
Midnight, midnight billy,
Don’t be silly,
This is your first warning
In the fucking morning,
Set the precedent
For senior management.
7 Sock cucked
I wanna get cucked,
I wanna get sock cucked.
8 Two dog cunts
Two dog cunts sucking each other off
Maggot Cave maggot gay
Maggot Cave maggot gay
1 Shitting in the park
Shitting in the park,
It’s getting dark,
Don’t have spares,
Caught in arse hairs,
Vomit and shit
I’ll never quit.
2 Getting my prick out
Getting my prick out in the girls' dunnies.
3 How does fuck yeah sound?
How does fuck yeah sound?
Fuck Yeah,
Fuck Yeah.
4 Pissing lines
Pissing lines
5 Sleazy seccos
Hanging out every night
Waiting to start a fight
Then you see pretty chick
Then you start touching your dick
Just another bonehead security guard,
Flirting with drunk sluts at the bar,
Nobody likes you, you don't care,
Theyre all waiting for you to
Fuck off.
6 Baked in your lunch break
Get baked in your lunch break,
Get fucked,
Have a toke
On your way to work,
Racking coke
It's just a fucking joke,
Set the precedent
For senior management.
Get baked
In your lunch break,
Midnight, midnight billy,
Don’t be silly,
This is your first warning
In the fucking morning,
Set the precedent
For senior management.
7 Sock cucked
I wanna get cucked,
I wanna get sock cucked.
8 Two dog cunts
Two dog cunts sucking each other off
Maggot Cave maggot gay
Maggot Cave maggot gay
Mastered by Matt January 2022
Photography by Max
Matt - Guitars / Vox
Dave - Drums / Vox
1 Shitting in the park
Shitting in the park,
It’s getting dark,
Don’t have spares,
Caught in arse hairs,
Vomit and shit
I’ll never quit.
2 Getting my prick out
Getting my prick out in the girls' dunnies.
3 How does fuck yeah sound?
How does fuck yeah sound?
Fuck Yeah,
Fuck Yeah.
4 Pissing lines
Pissing lines
5 Sleazy seccos
Hanging out every night
Waiting to start a fight
Then you see pretty chick
Then you start touching your dick
Just another bonehead security guard,
Flirting with drunk sluts at the bar,
Nobody likes you, you don't care,
Theyre all waiting for you to
Fuck off.
6 Baked in your lunch break
Get baked in your lunch break,
Get fucked,
Have a toke
On your way to work,
Racking coke
It's just a fucking joke,
Set the precedent
For senior management.
Get baked
In your lunch break,
Midnight, midnight billy,
Don’t be silly,
This is your first warning
In the fucking morning,
Set the precedent
For senior management.
7 Sock cucked
I wanna get cucked,
I wanna get sock cucked.
8 Two dog cunts
Two dog cunts sucking each other off
Maggot Cave maggot gay
Maggot Cave maggot gay
1 Shitting in the park
Shitting in the park,
It’s getting dark,
Don’t have spares,
Caught in arse hairs,
Vomit and shit
I’ll never quit.
2 Getting my prick out
Getting my prick out in the girls' dunnies.
3 How does fuck yeah sound?
How does fuck yeah sound?
Fuck Yeah,
Fuck Yeah.
4 Pissing lines
Pissing lines
5 Sleazy seccos
Hanging out every night
Waiting to start a fight
Then you see pretty chick
Then you start touching your dick
Just another bonehead security guard,
Flirting with drunk sluts at the bar,
Nobody likes you, you don't care,
Theyre all waiting for you to
Fuck off.
6 Baked in your lunch break
Get baked in your lunch break,
Get fucked,
Have a toke
On your way to work,
Racking coke
It's just a fucking joke,
Set the precedent
For senior management.
Get baked
In your lunch break,
Midnight, midnight billy,
Don’t be silly,
This is your first warning
In the fucking morning,
Set the precedent
For senior management.
7 Sock cucked
I wanna get cucked,
I wanna get sock cucked.
8 Two dog cunts
Two dog cunts sucking each other off
Maggot Cave maggot gay
Maggot Cave maggot gay
credits
released August 2, 2022
Catch Crafter & Body Melt on tour in September 2022
Friday Sep 2 - Burringbar District Sports Club
Saturday Sep 3 - Lismore house show
Sunday Sep 4 - King Lear's Throne, Brisbane
Wednesday Sep 21 - Hamilton Station, Newcastle
Friday Sep 23 - Secret warehouse location, Marrickville
Saturday 2pm Sep 24 - Moshpit, Newtown
www.facebook.com/michaelcraftergrind for more info.
Catch Crafter & Body Melt on tour in September 2022
Friday Sep 2 - Burringbar District Sports Club
Saturday Sep 3 - Lismore house show
Sunday Sep 4 - King Lear's Throne, Brisbane
Wednesday Sep 21 - Hamilton Station, Newcastle
Friday Sep 23 - Secret warehouse location, Marrickville
Saturday 2pm Sep 24 - Moshpit, Newtown
www.facebook.com/michaelcraftergrind for more info.
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Michael Crafter Sydney, Australia
Sydney Punk Grind since 2009
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