My name is Michael Crafter
So such my dick bitch
I'm the king of hardcore
Even bigger than Graham from Resist
I sung for fucking Prom Queen
For fucking Bury Your Dead
I quit Carpathian for Confession
That's why I got such a big head
So I applied for Big Brother
Cos I pashed so many on tour
And they said you should go for it
Cos you are fucking killer
And I know I'll fucking win
Win the whole fucking thing
Cos I know fucking Winston
Cos I know fucking Winston
Cos I know fucking Winston
And he's my fucking friend