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Cum Sock split EP

by Michael Crafter

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1.
Nose Beers 01:41
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2.
Cum Is Life 00:59
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3.
She Give Me Zucc 00:05
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4.
$10 00:03
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5.
Wanking into a Cum Sock 00:16
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6.
Sock 00:09
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7.
$10.20 00:05
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8.
Dabble In The Dick 01:42
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9.
Liar (2010 rehearsal demo) 00:34
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10.
Bob (2010 rehearsal demo) 00:21
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11.
Cum Sock - Another Stupid Intro for Another Stupid Split 00:36
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12.
Cum Sock - Bum a Couple Smokes, Buddy for Life 00:19
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13.
Cum Sock - A Bunch of Fucking Retards on the Attack 00:26
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14.
Cum Sock - Noise-core 84 00:19
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15.
Cum Sock - Powercock 00:27
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16.
Cum Sock - The Tim Morse Incident 00:33
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17.
Cum Sock - Sock Slays Katz on Bass 00:39
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18.
Cum Sock - Elite is my Hockey League 00:53
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19.
Cum Sock - The Future of Gore Noise 00:21
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about

Lyrics:

//Nose Beers//

Finding bags on the office floor
Check your pockets, are they yours?
Who bought the drugs, I can’t remember
Was it the boss or another staff member?

Dave’s Shout
Dave’s Shout
Dave’s Shout
Dave’s Shout

Nose Beers
Nose Beers
Nose Beers
Nose Beers

Bags in the office dunny
Bags in the office mondy
Bags, bags with your boss
Bags, bags with your boss

//Cum Is Life//

Scrub the pain
Cum is life

Wet shoes, wet socks
Wet shoes, wet socks

Straight off foot
Like an 'uss

Wet shoes, wet socks
Wet shoes, wet socks

//She Give Me Zucc//

She Give Me Zucc

//$10//

Can I get my 10 bucks back?

//Wanking Into A Sock//

Wanking Into A Cum Sock
Wanking Into A Cum Sock
Wanking Into A Cum Sock
Wanking Into A Cum Sock

//Sock//

All I want, is to do
Is to wank, into a sock

//$10.20//

Can I get my 10 bucks back?

//Dabble In The Dick//

I don't will cum on him
But I will cum on him
And you think
I’m a twink
I will let, my dick stink
I don’t will cum on him
But I will cum on him

credits

released August 8, 2019

MICHAEL CRAFTER
Cum Sock inspired release featuring the hit single... Nose Beers.

Michael Crafter on this recording:
Track 1: Max: Drums, Dave: Guitar, Matt Vox
Tracks 2 to 10: Matt: Guitar/ Vox, Dave: Drums

Michael Crafter 2019 is
Matt: Vox
Dave: Guitar
Tex: Bass
Alex: Road Bass
Max: Drums

1-8 Recorded @ Monster Mouse, Marrickville April 2019
9-10 Recorded @ Banksia Street Blasting Room, Dee Why March 2010


CUM SOCK

Tuka: Drums
Grothmer: Axe/Vox
Sock: Small Mouth Bass / vokills

Recorded on a stormy winter day 2017 on the shores of Lake Ontario.


CD released by Stocked Records (STKD037-CD)
stocked.bandcamp.com
Tapes coming soon from Huffing Asbestos Records (HA002)
huffingasbestos.bandcamp.com
Clocked Out Records
www.facebook.com/ClockedOutRecs/

CUM IS LIFE Videoclip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmrJpvmvezE

Catch Crafter on tour this weekend:

Friday August 9 - Port Macquarie
www.facebook.com/events/390939178195203/
Saturday August 10 - Fat Louie's Brisbane www.facebook.com/events/470343383535884/
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